Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
