Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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