Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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