Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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