We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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