it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You don't make any sense
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