I am in a vortex of obligation.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Randomize
