She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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