Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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