Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
