What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I love you.
Bad choice
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