How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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