You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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