I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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