Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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