Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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