I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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