Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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