quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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