he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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