This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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