one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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