what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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