Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I died a long time ago.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
