Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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