I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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