U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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