That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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