she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
This house was built for laser tag.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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