Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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