people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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