i may or may not be watching the land before time
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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