I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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