It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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