our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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