so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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