Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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