Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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