Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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