I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
North Korea, Best Korea!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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