Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My vagina just recognized that song.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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