you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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