Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
and you fell through a lawn chair
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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