Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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