ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
