so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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