Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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