so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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