There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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