Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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