Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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