There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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