Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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