i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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