I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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