Porn is love you can see.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
did i walk over a car last night?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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