You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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