she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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