Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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